It's Saturday and here I am posting a field trip. Blame it on my still wonky knee.

This is another site that is probably well known to many of you, but I love it so much that I have to include it. When I fired up my computer this morning and went to check my page of RSS feeds for all sorts of newsy things, this popped out at me:

Would the fountain of your mind were clear again, that I might water an ass at it.
  -Taken from: Troilus and Cressida 

Yes, it's the Shakespearean Insulter! If the insult above doesn't tickle your fancy--and frankly, I love it so much I'm trying to find a way to have a character say it--then the Insulter will be happy to provide you with others. Why flip someone off or tell them they're a jerk when you can insult them with class?