...when you're crampy? It's just about impossible, because all you want to do is inflict pain and suffering on every character, and that seldom makes for a laugh-a-minute book. And yeah, yeah, I know, all the males out there are yelling, "TMI! TMI!" as they avert their faces lest there be any further discussion about things like cramps, bloating, feminine hygiene products, etc.

You need not worry, oh ye males of the viewing audience. I'm not going to go into details, just say that I have declared today a mental health day, and I'm giving myself the day off to loll around feeling crabby and thinking long, loving thoughts about chocolate. And salty things, like potato chips. Together, on one plate.

I just realized that I never did the last podcast I was supposed to do for Ain't Myth-Behaving, so I shall attempt to attend to that today, although all that thinking about chocolate might slow me down.